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Reddit white claw vs veeer2/3/2024 ![]() That still tastes better (and more like a strawberry) than this.ġ5. Imagine using an empty glass cup as a bowl for strawberries, and then using that cup to drink flat club soda immediately after without washing it out. It’s aggressively artificial while still somehow tasting like nothing. I’ll give it to White Claw though, they didn’t even try to make this taste natural. Anything else is awful and that especially includes White Claw Strawberry. Strawberry works in two forms: fruit and ice cream. Strawberry flavored candy, wine, blunt wraps, drinks, gum, they’re all awful. I need to talk to whoever keeps buying strawberry-flavored things. White Claw Strawberry White ClawĪverage Price: $18.99 (12-Pack Red Variety Pack) More alcohol helps to drown out this flavor but there will never be enough alcohol in the world to be able to drown away the memory of drinking White Claw Natural Lime. It’s only better because you can taste less of what makes Natural Lime so bad. White Claw Surge Natural Lime White ClawĮven though I think White Claw’s Natural Lime is the worst flavor ever, it must sell well because they felt the need to make a Surge version of the flavor, which contains 8% alcohol by volume over the usual 5%. There is something manure-esque about this flavor.Īnything with artificial lime flavor tastes highly chemical, don’t be fooled by the use of the word “natural.”ġ7. In my notes, I wrote: “White Claw Natural Lime tastes like an old lime peel that fell on the floor and was stepped on a bunch of times by people who were walking in manure for some inexplicable reason.” That assessment still stands. It’s like when you order a margarita and instead get a drink with margarita mix or sweet and sour rather than fresh-squeezed lime juice. Why aren’t the other flavors dubbed “natural?” Where is my Natural Blackberry? Regardless, this still smells like fake-ass artificial lime. The fact that White Claw calls its lime flavor “Natural Lime,” should read to you like a red flag. Pour gin in your La Croix instead.Īs bad as licking a rind. Imagine La Croix’s Pamplemousse flavor + alcohol and you’ll have a good idea of what White Claw Ruby Grapefruit tastes like. ![]() Then BAM they drink the stuff and it just tastes like nothing. When they pop open a can they’ll be instantly greeted with a pleasant burst of fragrant grapefruit accompanied by a sizzle of bubbles that would suggest refreshing crispness. If you’re looking for the worst flavor of White Claw to gleefully pass to your frenemy the next time you cross paths at a party, look no further. White Claw Ruby Grapefruit White ClawĪverage Retail Price: $18.99 (12-Pack Variety Green) So we’ve taste-tested every single flavor of White Claw currently on the market in an effort to separate the good stuff from the trash.ġ9. The next time you’re at a party (which thankfully, are a thing again) we don’t want you wasting your time with something that tastes akin to an old, dusty lime peel (exactly what White Claw Natural Lime tastes like). Having said that, not every flavor of White Claw is worth your time - some are straight-up gross. ![]() But White Claw offers an affordable, easy-to-drink, low-calorie, low-sugar option that won’t weigh you down like a beer, still tastes sort of like a cocktail, and, most importantly, gets the job done. Is any single can of White Claw as good as a mixed drink crafted by a person who really knows what they’re doing? Nope. But the hard seltzer industry and other ready-to-drink cocktail brands provide something that the next generation of drinkers and partiers want - convenience. If that fact has you all worked up, well… we get it, we love a great cocktail just as much as the next person. So it feels safe to say that the phenomenon isn’t going anywhere. White Claw is so pervasive now that restaurants offer the stuff right alongside cocktails and beer. Every drinks brand on earth has some sort of alcoholic fizzy water clogging up shelves. Back then there were only four flavors and no one really cared about the term “hard seltzer.” Flash forward five years and there are nineteen White Claw flavors on the market. Back in 2016, aging Millenials and downright ancient Gen-Xers - with their outdated soul patches and artisanal whiskies - were unwilling to give White Claw a chance.
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